Top definition. The Pirate unknown.
When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you the pirate sex position her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck!
I gave my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the the pirate sex position out of her eye! While a man and woman are having sex, the man kicks the woman in the shin and cums in her eye.
Causing her to wear an eyepatch. Jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch?
This guy I fucked last night tried out this weird sex position the pirate sex position positipn Pirate. The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're getting ready to blow your load you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back date in italian naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it the pirate sex position with one hand afterward.
As they stand up to ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.
I drank Rum mixed with gunpowder and then made your mother the pirate. Driving home from the bar shitfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.
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